
Let’s face it! Whether you like it or not, the fact is today’s young people are American Pie generation. Can you blame them?! All that raging hormone.
So if you can’t sell them the idea of abstinence, the next best thing is to tell them about safe sex.
Over the years, there have been many ads and marketing campaign promoting this very important lesson.
But who can better teach kids today about safe sex than our very own favorite pirate, Mr. Johnny Depp.
That’s right! According to Daily Star, and I don’t know how true this info is but it’s hella interesting, Johnny Depp has been offered $10 million dollars to become the new “face” of Trojan.
Apparently Johnny Depp has been a long time advocate for safe sex.
With this new gig, he’s going to have to do a series of commercials and become the spokes person for the company’s product, Magnum Range
Listen to this,.. Trojan bosses have come up with some catchy slogans:
RUBBER JOHNNY
.. or how about this one…
STAND UP WITH JOHNNY FOR SAFER SEX.
Which one do you like, huh?
A spokeswoman for California’s Safer Sex Awareness Campaign said: “We’d welcome seeing a major Hollywood star helping to promote the cause.
“And there’s no one bigger than Johnny.”
She got that last part right. Johnny is quite possibly the biggest star to walk this earth right now.
I hear he even got his own island.
Maybe this will be Jack Sparrow’s next adventure, to hunt down pirated condoms
Question:
What do you think about this info?
Do you think Johnny Depp is perfect for the job?
Do you have any better suggestion to promote safe sex?
What would the slogan be?