From the Israel agent turned hairstylist to the action star who gets to be a science teacher, from a drunk, washed up, superhero to some of the worst sequels ever made, from sci-fi flick to another sci-fi flick, this is my list for the lamest movies of Summer 2008. I hope mistakes like these will never happen again next year. God help us all…

10. BABYLON A.D.
If genre Sc-Fi Action flick was a person, he’d be covering his face with both hands, head down and shaking in embarrassment because this movies gives him a bad name. The last time he felt this shameful was when John Travolta made that crappy movie Battlefield Earth
Lamest Moments:
* The girl miraculously gets pregnant
* Vin Diesel walking in the field with two little children

9. YOU DON’T MESS WITH THE ZOHAN
Adam, Adam, Adam… you’re better than this.
It breaks my heart to see anybody with such potential and talent and he’s just wasting ‘em all away.
Lamest Moments:
* Suggestive sex scenes with the elderly
* Singing in loud tenor voices to defeat the bad guy

8. HANCOCK
It’s decent but for a guy like Will Smith who, through his star power alone, can draw lots of box office money for each of his movies, he should’ve been able to do more than just decent.
Lamest Moments:
* Will Smith’s character flying along with an eagle flying by his side
* The moon painted on with a logo.

7. MAMMA MIA!
Thank God the music is catchy! ABBA’s great classic music is the only thing bearable about this movie version. If the songs weren’t around, then we could imagine the worst case scenario
Lamest Moments:
* The dance choreography
* The Greeks keep popping up and they’re not funny

6. STEP BROTHERS
Not a very entertaining follow up to their previous collaboration in Talladega Nights. After Semi-Pro and Step Brothers, you begin to wonder if Will Smith’s hilarity is slowly going downhill. He’s gonna need to come up with ANCHORMAN 2 just to redeem himself
Lamest Moments:
* Balls on the drumset
* The job interviews

5. MEET DAVE
Remember Eddie Murphy back in the days of Beverly Hills Cop and Coming to America movies, when he used to be funny?? Remember those days? Good times!
All I can say is… at times, history doesn’t repeat itself.
Lamest Moments:
* Dancing in the club
* The crew walks out of Dave’s mouth

4. INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL
There were times when I was watching this movie that I just wanted to walk out of the theater and not finish it at all. I was feeling disappointment, upset, anger, all at once, I’m surprised I didn’t turn into a Hulk and tear the screen apart. I couldn’t bear seeing my hero Indiana Jones ruined like this.
Lamest Moments:
* Shia LaBeouf’s character swinging from one tree to another like a monkey
* Alien Spaceship

3. THE MUMMY: TOMB OF THE DRAGON EMPEROR
Even Brendan Fraser would probably go “what the hell was I thinking?”
Wanna put the blame on somebody? Blame it on Director Rob Cohen, writers Alfred Gough & Miles Millar, and Rachel Weisz got recast by Maria Bello… not a smart move!
Lamest Moments:
* 3 Yetis slide down from the mountain to help them out
* Jet Li’s character’s shape-shifting ability

2. STAR WARS: THE CLONE WARS
When will this madness end? I doubt that Star Wars fans would classify this as one of their favorites. Why the hell did it even have to hit the big screen?! Damn you, Lucas!
Lamest Moments:
* Obi Wan Kenobi stalling time by having tea with the enemy
* Anakin Skywalker and his apprentice crawling inside a box

1. THE HAPPENING
M. Night Shyamalan used to be one of my favorite directors. Now I’m not so sure anymore. Has he lost his mojo? What was he smoking when he came up with the idea of plants making humans commit suicide?!
Lamest Moments:
* Mark Wahlberg’s character talkin’ to a plant
* The epidemic hits the second time around in the last scene