Last month, the stupidest info we wish hadn’t hit the web.. unfortunately hit the web. The director of Snakes On A Plane (I can’t believe they still let him roam the streets making movies), David R. Ellis, is set to helm the horror project HUMPTY DUMPTY. But this ain’t your ordinary sat on a wall story. The guy who came up with the idea must’ve been a crack baby because I can’t find another explanation as to why anybody would come up with the following plot… “a half-human, half-alien creature who embarks on a murderous rampage after his alien mother got raped by two rednecks in the Deep South”.
I can imagine Razzie Awards is just waiting for the movie to get released already.
To make things worse, Shocktilyoudrop noticed that myspace has posted some promo artwork for HUMPTY DUMPTY. You can see 2 of them above. Is that the ugliest mofo you’ve ever seen or what?! What an infectious smile!
Click on the images to enlarge.. or not.. if you still wanna keep your insides where they belong.
HUMPTY DUMPTY will be in 3D with the script written by Billy Majestic. Filming will begin this September, just in case anybody cares.
