This is your first look at Robert Rodriguez’s upcoming MACHETE, via comingsoon.net that spotted this poster at the recent American Film Market (AFM).
This is probably the most unattractive image of Jessica Alba I’ve ever seen. And the fact that she’s trying to hold a gun the Bond-girl style, doesn’t help either. I bet by now Rodriguez wishes he had been able to afford Angelina Jolie instead…
Based on the “fake” trailer in Rodriguez’s 2007 Grindhouse. The feature version of the trailer finds Machete (Danny Trejo) a renegade former Mexican Federale, roaming the streets of Texas after a shakedown from drug lord Torrez (Steven Seagal). Reluctantly, Machete takes an offer from spin doctor Benz (Jeff Fahey) to assassinate McLaughlin (Robert De Niro) a corrupt Senator. Double crossed and on the run Machete braves the odds with the help of Luz (Michelle Rodriguez), a saucy taco slinger, Padre (Cheech Marin) his “holy” brother, and April (Lindsay Lohan) a socialite with a penchant for guns. All while being tracked by Sartana (Alba), a sexy ICE agent with a special interest in the blade slinger.
MACHETE opens in 2010
HOLY CRAP! I don’t know Jessica Alba had such huge hands. Look at the size them! It’s like looking at gollum’s hands.
Please tell me that it is the picture that if disfigured or something. I’m gonna go watch Fantastic Four to see if she has big hands in that movie.
Oh yeah she has no ass like Angelina Jolie. So either way it’s a lose-lose.
(Gay Test Fail.)
ha! LOL
you’re right on the no-ass thing but I think Jolie would look so much better in this poster than Alba
I wonder what Alba does with those big hands of hers on a daily basis