Let’s go through the word Crapola, shall we?! It means rubbish, garbage, or things that are so crap, they shouldn’t be around in the first place to begin with. If you look up the word Crapola in the slang dictionary, next to it you’ll find the movie picture of… RESIDENT EVIL: EXTINCTION.
The Umbrella Corporation is searching for the original Alice (Mila Jovovich) to continue their experiment to find the cure for the virus that have turned the whole world into walking undeads. Meanwhile survivors are trying find the one place that has not been infected by the virus.
Over the years, there have been many Crapolas in the form of female action heroes such as Aeon Flux, Catwoman, Ultraviolet, and the list goes on and on. I’m not saying females shouldn’t be tough, I just think it should be done cinematically correct like the recent kick ass film The Brave One.
I sure hope Resident Evil: Extinction gets nominated for the Razzie Awards, which is the Oscars for worst movies and performances of the year.
The whole stupid thing with the clones,… that’s supposed to fascinate audiences?!
Zombie movies will never go extinct and I think the master of zombie films George Romero will show us how it’s done in the upcoming movie Diary of the Dead.
This new installment of the movie franchise based on the popular video game is downright terrible. The action sequences aren’t all that breathtaking, I even saw another lame time-wasting movie recently called D.O.A: Death Or Alive on DVD and even though the story sucked, it had better fight scenes than Mila Jovovich’s attempt to jump and split her legs in mid air while kicking zombies in the face to break their necks.
And what’s up with those infected crows?! Those are just as bad as those lame, angry deers that attacked Naomi Watts’ car in The Ring 2.
Movies based on popular video games are mostly flop, I just hope the upcoming HITMAN wouldn’t be this disappointing.
This is why I always have doubts when I’m about to watch horror/action/suspense movies, because these days they’re just not well-made. Once in a blue moon you’ll find something worth watching like Identity or 1408, but it doesn’t happen often anymore. I recently tried to watch the horror movie ‘Hatchet’ and after a couple of scenes into the movie, I wish I had a soda drink in my hand so I could throw it at the screen.
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