It’s been a long day and this migraine has been bugging me so we could definitely use some laugh up in this joint. There’s nothing more laughable than Uwe Boll’s latest work. I’m already crackin’ up just thinking about it. For those of you who may not know, Uwe Boll is the worst filmmaker/director of our time, he’s one of the worst ever (Postal, Bloodrayne, In The Name Of The King). Twitch has found the trailer for his new movie THE FINAL STORM starring Luke Perry, yup that has-been dude from Beverly Hills 90210.
You’ll notice the straight-to-DVD quality of this trailer speaks for what you can expect from the movie itself. Written by Canadian scribe Tim McGregor, it’s supposed to be about the end of the world, after the rapture, and what’s left are some pretty nasty survivors with ugly intentions. They say laughter is the best medicine, well then watch the trailer after the jump…
Biblical rain, dying animals, and a blood red moon; clearly, all is not well on the quiet farm in the countryside where Tom makes a living with his wife Gillian and their young son Graham. Before the cable and power goes out, glimpses of weather related catastrophes on a global scale are
hinted upon. Amidst these eerie signs, a soft spoken man named Silas stumbles onto their property, sick and cold. Even more disconcerting is how quiet Tom notices everything is… neighbors, cars, birds, crickets, all are nowhere to be seen nor heard. According to Silas it’s not so much as the beginning of the end, but in fact the end itself, and they’ve been left behind.
As Tom goes about things in denial, believing that the flooding rains have simply evacuated the town, he shuts out those closest to him, allowing Silas, perhaps the only other man left alive, to grow closer to the emotionally starved Gillian and Graham. But the unsettling evidence cannot be ignored and Tom struggles with the horrifying truth: maybe it is the apocalypse. The rapture. The end of days. And they’re all that is left of humanity. As Silas slowly reveals his true colors with his murderous past, and lust for Gillian, the tension between the men builds until an explosive showdown occurs, with Tom defending his family, and fighting for their survival, and perhaps the survival of all mankind.
