Sometimes you’d come across a movie info that has a way of making you laugh til your body aches and you’d need a while to recuperate.
This one is so silly, I still don’t how to react to it.
According to moviehole, filmmaker Mark Dippe has signed on to direct the film VAN DAMME Vs. SEAGAL.
A few people and I mean a few… would remember Mark as the guy who directed the movie Spawn.
That dark superhero movie was a joke.
For those of you who are Van Damme fans and Seagal fans and fans of every other B-list, straight to DVD, ‘has-been’ action movie stars,… don’t get too excited yet because remember that this film is actually supposed to be a comedy spoof.. meaning the two 90s Icons may or may not take part in the film.
The project is aimed to make fun of them.
But if they do agree to participate, I’d change my perspective 180 degrees and I’ll respect them because anyone who’s not afraid or not ashamed to be roasted is a good sport!
The storyline goes that the two heroes live in Hollywood, despising each other’s success. They’re constantly trying to make each other’s life miserable until a nuclear threat arises that may destroy the whole planet, forcing them to combine power and save the day.
Hell we’re already going to get JLA Movie, the Avengers movie and all the other superhero movies that blow… so why not add this one to the group?!
I can already imagine the narration for this movie trailer:
In a world….. where everything and everyone needs to get kicked in the head…. Two Has-beens….will answer the call….coming soon…. Van Damme…. Steven Seagal… in…. NUCLEAR DUO.
–this film’s not yet rated and may be released straight to VHS–
What do you think about this info?
Would you see a VAN DAMME Vs. SEAGAL Movie??
* To celebrate this info, here’s a hilarious MadTV clip making fun of Jean Claude Van Damme and Steven Seagal.
